AN ARABIAN NATIONAL INTERVIEWED AT US EMBASSY:

consul: name?

arabian: abdhul aziz

consul:sex?

arabian: six times a week

consul: no, i mean male or female?

arabian: yes!! both male and female sometimes even a camel

consul: holy cow!!!

arabian: yes, cows and dogs too

consul: isnt that hostile?!

arabian: hostyle,dogstyle any style!

consul: oh,dear

arabian: no dear..they run fast