AN ARABIAN NATIONAL INTERVIEWED AT US EMBASSY:

consul: name?

arabian: abdhul aziz

consul:sex?

arabian: six times a week

consul: no, i mean male or female?

arabian: yes!! both male and female sometimes even a camel

consul: holy cow!!!

arabian: yes, cows and dogs too

consul: isnt that hostile?!

arabian: hostyle,dogstyle any style!

consul: oh,dear

arabian: no dear..they run fast 

Kris: Magandang gabi mga kapamilya, sa gameshow na ito importante ang sagot sa nag-iisang katanungang Deal or no Deal. Ang ating playerngayong gabi ay walang iba kundi ang fastest-rising household services manager na si Inday!

[umentra si Inday at nagpalakpakan ang mga tao]

Kris: Ok Inday, choose a briefcase.
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Sa panliligaw ni Erap, mahilig siyang sumulat ng coded love
messages tulad ng:

ITALY - I truly adore and love you
SASAYA - Stay as Sweet as you are
Para lalong bumilib and kanyang nililigawan , sinikap niyang
gumawa ng “love letter” na gamit ang alphabet:
ABC - Always be careful
DEF - Don’t Ever forget
GHI - Go Home Immediately
JKLM - Just Keep Loving Me
NOPQRSTUVW - No One Perfectly Quite Romantic Should Treat U Very Well
Napa-whew at pinagpawisan si Erap. Tatlong titik na lang and
natitira…XYZ.

Pinag-isipan ito nang husto ni Erap. Makalipas ang oras,
napangiti siya at pinalakpakan ang kanyang sarili bago sinulat ang:

XYZ - Xee You Zoon!!FRIES

Kumain sa isang sosyal na restaurant sina Erap at FVR.

“Give me Swiss Steak and French Fries” order ni FVR sa ingles.
“And you Sir? tanong ng waiter.
“The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too” sagot ni Erap. (more…)